مطالب کوتاه و خواندنی

[m@ys@m]

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

***********

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood


**************

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground
."


What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.

***********************

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."


​

 

[sara_hyperactive]

how nice they were but unfortunately nowadays there is no friend like this, there is no loyalty and no feeeling between friendsl​

 

[sare_r]

از داستان های کوتاه و میشه گفت مبتدی شروع میکنم .
ممنون میشم اگه دوستان داستان انگلیسی که دارن اینجا بزارن

 

[derdevil]

the world build by youngs power and olds mind
werghil
جهان به نیروی جوان و عقل پیر ساخته شده
ویرژیل

 

[sare_r]

short story

short story

اینم 2 تا داستان کوتاه دیگه.

امیدوارم خوشتون بیاد.

 

[Parisa R]

من نوع نگارش این داستان رو خیلی دوست دارم:

 

[sare_r]

short story

short story

داستان the tell-tale heart تقدیم به همه دوستان

 

[m@ys@m]

Jack and jill went up the hill,
to smoke some marajuana,
jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked jill if she wanna.
jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun,
but stupid jill,
forgot the pill,
and now they have a son


​

 

[m@ys@m]

i would like to die in my sleep just like my grandpa... not screaming like his passengers



Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice


U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your email
​

 

[Rana-T]

WHY DO WE CRY

WHY DO WE CRY

WHY WE CRY

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman,"she told him. "I don't understand," he
said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does
mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women
cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still
wondering why women cry.Finally he put in a call to God. When God
got on the phone, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said: "When I made the woman she had to be
special." I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the
weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth
and the rejection that many times comes from her
children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep
going when everyone else gives up, and take care
of her family through sickness and fatigue
without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children
under any and all circumstances, even
when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through
his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband
never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her
strengths and her resolve to stand beside him
unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is
hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a
woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that
she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes,
because that is the doorway to her heart
- the place where love resides."
​

 

[Rana-T]

Life is Beauty

Life is Beauty

Life is Beauty



Life is beauty, admire it.



Life is bliss, taste it.



Life is a dream, realize it.



Life is a challenge, meet it.



Life is a duty, complete it.



Life is a game, play it.



Life is a promise, fulfill it.



Life is sorrow, overcome it.



Life is a song, sing it.



Life is a struggle, accept it.



Life is a tragedy, confront it.



Life is an adventure, dare it.



Life is luck, make it.



Life is too precious, do not destroy it.



Life is life, fight for it.






Be lucky​

 

[sare_r]

داستان کوتاه

داستان کوتاه

سلام
یه داستان کوتاه دیگه

 

[semen]

love

love

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
​

 

[semen]

mental hospital

mental hospital

I've written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R
.. & Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far
..
​

 

[m@ys@m]

i don't know why but i love to see you cry
i don't know why it just makes me feel so high

​

 

[mohammadjavaad]

jok

jok

a:when is your birthday
?
b:in the may
a:which year
?
b:every year

​

 

[semen]

Don't be afraid to love

Don't be afraid to love

!!Don't be afraid to love


Don't be afraid
To love someone
Totally and completely
Love is the most fulfilling
And beautiful feeling in the world
Don't be afraid that you will get hurt
Or that the other person
Won't love you

​

 

[semen]

moments

moments

You have to live moment to moment, you
Have to live each moment as if it is the last
Moment. So don't waste it in quarreling, in
Nagging or in fighting.
Perhaps you will not find the next moment even
For an apology
.
​

 

[Rana-T]

نور اميد

نور اميد

THE FLAME OF HOPE SHOULD NEVER GO OUT FROM
YOUR LIFE​

نور اميد هرگز از زندگيتان خاموش مباد! ​

 

[Rana-T]

نور اميد

نور اميد

THE FLAME OF HOPE SHOULD NEVER GO OUT FROM
YOUR LIFE​

نور اميد هرگز از زندگيتان خاموش مباد! ​

 

[Rana-T]

THE FLAME OF HOPE SHOULD NEVER GO OUT FROM
YOUR LIFE​

نور اميد هرگز از زندگيتان خاموش مباد! ​

 

[Rana-T]

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. ​

 

[bahar_first.lady]

ok..life is beauty...but why??? what happen in ur life that make u think life is beautiful???let me know...i thimkits just a euphemism about life not the reality......a​

 

[secret_f]

Silence !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FONT=&quot]Have you ever experienced a moment in your life when you just ran out of words and you go...[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
s i l e n t ???[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Let me assist you in recalling... [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
.. the moment when you left your home for the first time and you look

back at your parents who are worried that their son/daughter are

leaving them yet happy that their child took the first step towards

independence. [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

... the moment when the girl/boy you like most.. smiled back at you!

You don't say anything.. you just smile back..[/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]



[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
... the moment when you get better marks than you expected... those

"numb" moments of ecstasy n surprise "is that true?"...[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] .. the moment when you are parting with your old friend(s) and the [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]
train has just started... and you are standing on the door of the

wagon.. waving "bye-bye" with your heart beating fast... [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
... the moment after the HR manager has just called you and told

you,"You are through! Congrats!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
... the moment when you sit alone in your room after having told

everyone that you cleared that exam you prepared for 6 months!! [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You can go on remembering your "special" moments! [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]



I had always wondered why I never said anything to myself at those

moments.. as if it was "understood" ... happiness, joy, pain.. all

feelings just flowed ceaselessly in the 'years' that passed in those

flash moments! [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]

; [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

They say.. the best way to communicate is through "silence".

Love. Joy. Grief. Surprise. Anger. Hope. Expectations. Support.

Non-cooperation. .. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot] Can you imagine the importance of a silent moment in a song?? [/FONT][FONT=&quot]


When Bryan Adams stops for a while along with music, before he goes

on in his husky voice...

... Please forgive me. I can't stop loving you!



Ever had those moments when you thought you were tired enough that

you reach for your bed after dinner.. but find yourself wide awake

looking at the roof of your room silently... [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]



[/FONT][FONT=&quot] But you sure are 'thinking'.. . those moments of self-talk are the

most important in our lives. Those moments when we listen to our own

hearts! Those promises... those decisions... those are the moments

when we make our destinies![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Next time you go silent... listen carefully to what your heart is

saying.. listen to its joy...listen to its pain.. listen to its

fears.. listen to its desires.. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Don't make it shut up and go off to sleep...

LISTEN TO THAT VOICE and ACCEPT EVERYTHING IT SAYS!

That voice alone can lead you to the abode of peace that your sleep

lacks... peace that awaits you![/FONT]​

 

[secret_f]

who is ur friend

who is ur friend

Check who is your friend?


[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

You might be [/FONT][FONT=&quot]best friends [/FONT][FONT=&quot]one year,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
pretty [/FONT][FONT=&quot]good friends [/FONT][FONT=&quot]the next year,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
don't talk that often [/FONT][FONT=&quot]the next year,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

and [/FONT][FONT=&quot]don't want to talk [/FONT][FONT=&quot]at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to say,[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
even if I [/FONT][FONT=&quot]never talk [/FONT][FONT=&quot]to you again in my life,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
you are [/FONT][FONT=&quot]special [/FONT][FONT=&quot]to me and you have made a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]difference [/FONT][FONT=&quot]in my life,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

I [/FONT][FONT=&quot]look up to [/FONT][FONT=&quot]you, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]respect[/FONT][FONT=&quot] you, and [/FONT][FONT=&quot]truly cherish [/FONT][FONT=&quot]you.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Send this to all your friends,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
no matter how [/FONT][FONT=&quot]often you talk[/FONT][FONT=&quot],[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
or [/FONT][FONT=&quot]how close[/FONT][FONT=&quot] you are,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

and send it to the person who sent it to you. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Let [/FONT][FONT=&quot]old friends[/FONT][FONT=&quot] know you haven't forgotten them,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

and tell [/FONT][FONT=&quot]new friends[/FONT][FONT=&quot] you never will.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Remember, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]everyone [/FONT][FONT=&quot]needs a friend,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

someday you might feel like you have [/FONT][FONT=&quot]NO FRIENDS [/FONT][FONT=&quot]at all,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
just remember this text[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

and [/FONT][FONT=&quot]take comfort [/FONT][FONT=&quot]in knowing[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

somebody out there [/FONT][FONT=&quot]cares about you [/FONT]​

 

[Rana-T]

the longest word

the longest word

I think the longest word is SMILE because there is a mile distance afetr its first letter S​

 

[bahar_nice]

LIFE is a woman bathing in the tears of her lovers and anointing herself whit the blood of her victims

زندگی، زنی است که در سیل اشکهای عاشقانه اش تن می شوید و با خون قربانیانش تدهین می کند.
جبران خلیل جبران

 

[cctv]

اتل متل توتوله به انگلیسی

اتل متل توتوله به انگلیسی

hi, as u know in atal matal totole u should select in En its poem is this

Eni mini mani moe
cutch the tiger by its toe
if it howlers let it go
my mother told me to pick
the very best one
and you are not the one

 

[alijy]

"The Easter Bunny"​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]When I was a little girl, every Sunday my family of six would put on their best clothes and go to Sunday School and then church. The kids in elementary school would all meet together to sing songs, and then later divide into groups based on their ages.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]One Easter Sunday, all the kids arrived with big eyes and big stories about what the Easter Bunny had brought. While all of the kids shared their stories with delight, one young boy, whom I shall call Bobby, sat sullenly. One of the teachers, noticing this, said to him, "And what did the Easter Bunny bring you?" He replied, "My mom locked the door on accident so the Easter Bunny couldn't get inside."[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]This sounded like a reasonable idea to all of us kids, so we kept on going with the stories. My mom knew the true story, though. Bobby's mom was a single parent, and she suspected that they just couldn't afford the Easter Bunny.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]After Sunday school was over, everyone went off to church. When my dad came to meet us my mom announced that we were going home instead. At home, she explained that to make Bobby feel better, we were going to pretend to be the Easter Bunny and make a basket of our goodies for him and leave it at church. We all donated some of our candies to the basket, and headed back to church. There, mom unzipped his coat, hung the basket over the hanger, and zipped up the coat and attached a note.[/SIZE][/FONT]
​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Dear Bobby[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]I'm sorry I missed your house last night. Happy Easter.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Love,[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]The Easter Bunny[/SIZE][/FONT]​

 

[alijy]

"Inside Out It"​

[SIZE=-1][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He taught me to inside out it.[/FONT][/SIZE]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Two years ago, my friend Mike suggested that I write my own column.Back then, I was writing a newspaper column, but not the type I most wanted to write. Editors kept telling me that there wasn't a market for a column about moments. And, sadly, I was beginning to believe them [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]until Mike told me that I should inside out it. Which he explained, meant that I should start at the end, and simply do it to be it. So that, if I wanted to be a columnist, I should just be one, and begin writing my own online column. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]So I did.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Then, he followed his own advice.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Ten months ago, Mike told me that he wanted to write a movie script. At first, I was sceptical because, in the past, he has had some trouble finishing things. As most of us do.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]But this time, it was different. He bought screenwriting books and struggled through crafting his story. He spent late nights at a bookstore, working on scenes and making his characters real. He began to talk like a screenwriter.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Then, last week, he told me that he had finished. In ten months, he had gone from someone buying a screenwriting book to someone finishing a script.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]He had moved. It had hurt. On some days, it had hurt bad. But he did it. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]He had taught himself to inside out it. And, somewhere along the way to wanting to be a screenwriter, he became one.[/SIZE][/FONT]​